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sassiestnugget:

i hate when teachers are like “sorry if im grumpy ive had a class each period haha” like ????? what do you think students do?????

(via penisvvrinkle)

sooo-two-years-ago:

all the other kids with the

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better run, better run
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(via cramp)

officialwhitegirls:

diving in the pussy like

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(via humoristics)

nosdrinker:

growing up is realizing that every single one of your problems is caused by you being a fucking idiot

(Source: nosdrinker, via wildcolfer)

cyberuser:

cyberuser:

vvankinq:

cyberuser:

what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists

(Source: milch, via wildcolfer)

digivolvin:

my little sister sleeps with a box of cheez-its next to her pillow and i always thought it was because she’s lazy and likes to have it for convenient snacking but last night she told me it’s because she likes seeing it first thing when she wakes up to remind her there’s good in the world

(via wildcolfer)

intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

(via cramp)

homonomo:

my sister asked what type of soup I was eating but I didnt know what to say because I had just poured orange juice into a bowl and was drinking it with a spoon

(via guy)

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

(via wildcolfer)

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