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slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

(via sniffing)

dogsenthusiast:

in me mums uterus…… womb womb

(via pterrodactyl)

crazyanimals:

ke$ha’s mom gives thanks to her daughter for washing her first dish
gotitforcheap:

this new gta screenshot looks like a giant head coming out of the road staring at a man on a bench 

jerkofficial:

seeing a hot boy

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finding out he’s straight

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(via phobias)

caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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(via guy)

virginsacrificer:

when someone you hate gets the wrong answer in class

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(via trust)

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

(via lt-palomo)

garbashians:

*stops mid lick* are you gonna adopt me or
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